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ONE DUCK. ZERO CHILL.

WONK

DUMB DUCK.
BIG DREAMS.

The most degenerate duck on the blockchain.

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Big dreams. No promises. Just Wonk.

financial genius*↘
* according to absolutely nobody
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Canonical Classic Wonk in his red hoodie100% duck. 0% financial advisor.EXHIBIT A: THE DUCK
01 / A VERY QUESTIONABLE INTRODUCTION

MEET WONK.

A small duck.
An unreasonable amount of confidence.

NAME / SPECIES
Wonk / Duck
PERSONALITY
Chaotic. Loyal. Greedy. Confused. Optimistic.
HOBBIES
Crypto, memes, coffee, making bad decisions.
THE DREAM
Financial freedom. (Maybe.)
CATCHPHRASE
“To the moon?” (Probably not.)
a lifestyle. unfortunately. ↗
02 / THE MANY STATES OF WONK

ONE DUCK.
TOO MANY
PERSONALITIES.

Wonk never changes. His decisions do.

Keep scrolling. It gets weirder. ↓
THE WONK MULTIVERSE01 / 06
CLASSIC WONKDEGENERATE WONKMOON WONKBAGHOLDER WONKRICH WONKDEV WONK
DEFAULT SETTINGS
PERSONALITY / 01
CLASSIC WONK

CLASSIC
WONK.

Just a duck with a dream.

The original questionable decision.

default settings
PERSONALITY / 02
DEGENERATE WONK

DEGENERATE
WONK.

Bad ideas. Bigger dreams.

47 tabs open. Absolutely no strategy.

do not disturb. or advise.
PERSONALITY / 03
MOON WONK

MOON
WONK.

To the moon… probably.

Packed snacks. Forgot the return ticket.

destination: questionable
PERSONALITY / 04
BAGHOLDER WONK

BAGHOLDER
WONK.

It will go up… right?

It’s only a loss if you stop making memes.

still hodling. still here.
PERSONALITY / 05
RICH WONK

RICH
WONK.

More coins. Same duck.

New crown. Same three brain cells.

wealth: imaginary. drip: real.
PERSONALITY / 06
DEV WONK

DEV
WONK.

Coding bad ideas into reality.

It works on his laptop. Probably.

coffee in. chaos out.
SIX MOODS. ONE VERY SMALL BRAIN.

SAME DUCK.
DIFFERENT WORLDS.

03 / THE NUMBERS (EVENTUALLY)

WONKONOMICS

Simple numbers.
Seriously unserious.

01TOTAL SUPPLYTBD
02LIQUIDITYTBD
03TAXTBD
OFFICIAL CONTRACT

COMING SOON

Official token details will appear here when confirmed.

04 / ABSOLUTELY UNDER CONTROL

THE PLAN™

(THERE IS NO PLAN)
  1. PHASE 011

    CREATE DUCK

  2. PHASE 022

    MAKE QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS

  3. PHASE 033

    BUILD WONK ARMY

  4. PHASE 044

    MOON? (PROBABLY)

  5. PHASE 055

    PRETEND THIS WAS THE PLAN

Dev Wonk working on the planTrust the process.
He just googled “process”.
05 / INTERNET BRAIN ROT, BUT MAKE IT DUCK

THE WONKVERSE

Pick your current emotional state.

CLASSIC WONKWONK / CLASSIC

CLASSIC WONK

Just a duck with a dream.

DEGENERATE WONKWONK / DEGENERATE

DEGENERATE WONK

Bad ideas. Bigger dreams.

MOON WONKWONK / MOON

MOON WONK

To the moon… probably.

BAGHOLDER WONKWONK / BAGHOLDER

BAGHOLDER WONK

It will go up… right?

RICH WONKWONK / RICH

RICH WONK

More coins. Same duck.

DEV WONKWONK / DEV

DEV WONK

Coding bad ideas into reality.

Moon Wonk in his astronaut helmetroom for one more? ↗
06 / BAD IDEAS ARE BETTER TOGETHER

JOIN THE
WONK ARMY.

The duck isn’t going to the moon alone.

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